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Over the years, I have repeatedly heard quotes that I often thought I already knew and was also sure that I could also name the authors.
Very often, however, it was the case that the actual author has remained hidden, at least to me. Nevertheless, I liked the respective quotes and they stayed in my memory, so I summarize them in this article.
- The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow.
- Quand la vie vous donne un citron, demandez you sel et la tequila.
- If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
- Silence is the only successful substitute for brains.
- It helps to remember that hidden within every obstacle is a treasure to behold.
- Your attitude, almost always determines your altitude in life.
- Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
- Pain is inevitable; Suffering is optional.
- Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
- At my age getting lucky means finding my car in the parking lot.
- You know you are getting old when the happy hour is a nap.
- Don't believe everything you think.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass!
- Life is not a race, but a journey to be savored each step of the way.
- Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.
- Dead people are cool.
- Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
- I have a drinking problem, I can't afford it.
- I'll never get off this planet.
- It is better to drink to forget than to forget to drink.
- Good health is merely the slowest way to die.
- If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would have farted.
- Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
- Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas.
- The internet doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- I can resist anything except temptation.
- Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don't screw the opportunity.
- If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
- God must love stupid people. He made so many.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer, and still think they are sexy.
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
- Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
- I always take life with a grain of salt, ... plus a slice of lemon, ... and a shot of tequila.
- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
- A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
- Today I caught myself smiling for no reason … then I realized I was thinking about you.
- Respect your elders. They made it through school without “Google” or “Wikipedia”.
- Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
- Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
- Brave is someone who has diarrhea and still farts.
- Idealism is what precedes experience; Cynicism is what follows.
- Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who does not have sufficient capital to form a corporation.
- All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
- Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
- Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, you will avoid it.
- Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full-time job and children.
- It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
- The hardest task facing kids today is to learn good manners without actually seeing anything.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
- Life is simple, it's just not easy.
- Sometimes I amaze myself.
- The only thing in life achieved without effort is failure.
- The magic is not found in the shoes you wear but in the steps you take.
- Don't regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
- I find sincere pleasure in knowing that I don't have to say a word to drive some people completely crazy.
- One day, you'll be just a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.
- I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying.
- Doing what you like is freedom, liking what you do is happiness.
- Grass has already grown over so many things that soon no meadow can be trusted anymore.
- Blood makes you related. Loyalty makes you family.
- You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
- Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
- Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
- A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
- If that's your solution, I'd like my problem back.
- Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it's always beautiful.
- Strength is when you have so much to cry for but you prefer to smile instead.
- Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
- If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.
- Sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, simply by doing them with the right people.
- Never water yourself down for someone who can't take you at 100 proof.
- Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone should be.
- Creativity is intelligence having fun.
- Life is no pony farm.
- I'm glad that I don't have to hunt for my food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.
- The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.
- The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.
- Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
- Sometimes we have so much to say that we remain speechless.
- Someone is praying for the things you take for granted.
- When you smile to the world, the world smiles back.
- There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.
- God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
- Smiling is the best way to face any problem, to crush every fear and to hide every pain.
- If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.
- When life becomes a roller coaster, throw your hands up and enjoy the ride!
- I hated everyone before it was mainstream.
- It doesn't matter how old you are, but how old you are.
- Life has no remote... get up and change it yourself.
- Happy is he who eats what cannot be drunk.
- 's Läba isch koi Schlotzer.
- You're so full of shit, the toilet is jealous.
- If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.
- Life is not fair – get used to it!
- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
- Out of all the things I've lost in life, I think I miss my mind the most.
- Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
- La mamma dei cretini è semper incinta.
- Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity!
- Behind every successful programmer there is a girlfriend who doesn't exist.
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